Henry Abbott, popular sportswriter for ESPN and self-proclaimed basketball guru, has admitted to regularly eating his own shit. "It's tasty," grins Abbott, rubbing his head with his clean hand. Abbott, who is completely bald, is often described by family and friends as interesting, humorous, passionate about his job, and an "ugly, ugly man." Famously jealous of Kobe Bryant, Abbott often uses his column as a safe base from which to launch cowardly attacks, and, somewhat surprisingly, openly admits to both jealousy and cowardice.
"I'm a jealous coward," says Abbott, rubbing his head with his dirty hand and grinning again in spite of my watering eyes.
